Conversion tables for non-standard volume measurements

All units are Imperial, rather than Metric, unless stated:

1 Library of Congress = 100 shitloads
1 shitload = 4 assloads
1 assload = 10 loads
1 load = 20 wads
1 bunch = 4 to 8 wads (depending on locale)
1 wad = several handfuls

1 metric assload = 2.2 Imperial assloads
1 metric shitload = 2.2 Imperial shitloads.